Grey Ones Vs. The Fast Food Giant

(Lyrics and Music)

The little grey ones are coming over tonight.
We’re gonna wash the saucer – have a water fight.
Cook up some burgers and play some basketball.
Compared to them, I’m like really tall.

I’m gonna help them tweak their propulsion systems
To increase the efficiency while increasing acceleration.
We’re gonna joke about the Earth telepathically
That tiny speck in that minor galaxy.

-Solo-

We’re gonna talk about the good ol’ days in sector 29-4,
In galaxy A39-474.
When a prequam could get you three gwards of sea cushion.
It’s like tapioca pudding in saline solution.

We’re gonna play some music, have a jam.
Try to determine the composition of Spam.
We’re gonna drive the saucer backwards through the drive-thru.
Spill the coffee on our laps so we can sue.

-Solo-

The aliens are gonna hang out all day.
They have great travel games to play.
Megabit processors in their pocket video games!
32 bit Earthlings games are really lame.

We’ll all go swimming when the sun comes out.
The water slide will get yer ya-yas out!
Play some water volleyball, do some belly flops,
Look at the women sunbathe without tops!

-Solo-

The little grey ones are coming over tonight.
We’re gonna wash the saucer – have a water fight.
Cook up some burgers and play some basketball.
Compared to them, I’m like really tall.

We’re gonna play some music, have a jam.
Try to determine the composition of Spam.
We’re gonna drive the saucer backwards through the drive-thru.
Spill the coffee on our laps so we can sue.

(Would you like fries with that?)

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