Why Can’t I Ask Questions?

(Lyrics and Music)

Why can’t I eat my head?
So, who won the human race?
What’s the point of having something you can’t want?
Why isn’t the sky plaid? (or “Why isn’t this guy plaid?”, whichever you prefer.)
Are we here yet?
How did my fish drown?
Why can’t I levitate my neighborhood? (You never let me have any fun!)


Why can’t I get an honorary degree?
Who’s dog is this?
Why can’t I go land diving?
Do you really like this?
Would you like something not to do?
Can I have that dirty lamp post?
How much for the left-handed smoke bender?
Why can’t I ask questions?

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